“Lorenzo, if that is your real name, you are hereby sentenced to life imprisonment.”

Sad music plays whilst sits alone

Then, a rattling at the door…. It opens

Camera initially shows an empty doorway, then pans down to show it has been opened by a tiny monkey wearing sunglasses.

They grin at each other, then scarper.

— Excerpt from the first draft of the hit film Ape Escape

Diego Aidi was the founder of the most notable university in the Wetlands. He left Aggrianda (see defunct instituations) when it attempted to limit his vision and laughed at his ideas. They were soon to regret their mistake, when he discovered how to create potions without the necessity for blood. It is thanks to him that the components for our potions today come from sustainable organic algae farms. He also created the Sentient Simian Sanctuary, and lived a long and happy life. Some do say that after a while he was… different somehow. And that they didn’t remember there being a machine on his face before.

— Excerpt from a history textbook entitled “The Time of Those From Beyond” .