“OK everyone, now, stay nice and close, I'm going to take you in now, OK? Everyone still here? Good, follow me.

This is the Bathing Boar, once home to the incredibly famous Khawla Marchetti. This was the centre of emergency operations during the Great Plains Famine, a base from which Khawla and her allies dispensed critical supplies to local communities. It is not an exaggeration to say that, without her aid, the inhabitants of many of the surrounding towns and villages would not have survived.

Of course, Khawla is most famous for founding the Marchetti fashion house. Her clothes are the envy and want of all people everywhere, no matter what the Bazzolis might have to say. Of course, none are quite so special as a garment bearing the unique magical signature of Khawla Marchetti, indicating that she herself designed, measured, cut and sewed each and every piece. There are very few such items in the entire world, but those that do exist are considered priceless.

And, if you take a look up on the wall over there, you'll see some of the earliest prototypes for the ArMachetti body protection suits used by Khawla herself to help quell the chaos and violence induced by the eruption of Mount Sopra. It's rumoured that she continued her crime-fighting career long after the Plains had stabilised, some even naming her as the Dragonfly's mysterious partner in anti-crime. Of course, such allegations have never been proven, but it would certainly explain the pair's ability to fight crime in such fantastic fashion, if you'll excuse the pun.

Now, please stay close everyone. Next on the agenda is the great statue of Grand Duke Magno Toqare, and the story of how he became known as the man with the orange face.”