“Recent historical and literary research suggests that such beloved plays as The Lion’s Share, The Tragedie of Doctor Valentine, and A Butterfly in Winter were not in fact written by Malvolio Fortuna but his contemporary Prospero Fontana.

Several candidates chose to wildly extrapolate from this and connect the plays to events in Fontana’s personal life. This can potentially be attributed to the glamour and allure of Fontana’s life as opposed to Fortuna’s considerably more ordinary biography.

While inventive, we would discourage such approaches. Scholarly consensus is that Malvolio Fortuna was the sole author of these plays. Students should think carefully before arguing otherwise, as evidence to the contrary is widely discredited.

Others made improbable conjectures based on scant evidence of a relationship between Malvolio Fortuna and Cece De Fabio Diite, known to have acted in several of his plays and thought to be the subject of several sonnets attributed to Fortuna…”

– Excerpt from an examination report for Aggrianda University’s Literature Course – Paper 3: The Works of Malvolio Fortuna

@abbie_o_clock888: even if youve never seen a fontana play please please PLEASE watch this interview i can’t
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@raaaaaaacheeeeeel oh my god i hate his stupid pretty face so much
@brooke_august shdsahsdjhasljkdhskjahdlsjdljsdhjs
@jasontalk DID YOU GUYS HEAR HE’S MARRYING CECE????????????????
@abbie_o_clock888 WHAT
@abbie_o_clock888 NO
@abbie_o_clock888 omg pls tell me this is true i ship them so hard
@0kailen0fay Is this really relevant?? His views on the Fleet are SO important and you’re all just ignoring that? lmao okay
@raaaaaaacheeeeeel yes yes we’re all socially conscious citizens. let us have our goddamn fun.

– Posts made to The Wave, a Signal social media network

“But darling, you have to admit, it was a masterpiece.”
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“Not letting the Carnevale lay bloody waste to their world isn’t exactly turning people against you. What exactly have they been telling you?”
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[Archivist screen display: Consulting the Infinite.]
“Is this going to take much longer? I’ve a rehearsal in five.“
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